I knew what to expect before I walked into the show room. Did I do a one-eighty and beat feet? Nope! In I went. The guy who sold me my last car was at his desk and pounced on me as if I was the hapless fly who stumbled into his web. Take a deep breath Steve, I thought to myself, here we go. I had seen an SUV on their website that looked like what I was in the market for. 0% percent for up to 72 months he said. Breathe Steve breathe. My rapid heart rate slowed considerably when I found out that there was practically no discount from the sticker price if I opted for the 0%. RATS! I make an offer. He says no way Jose (I tell him it's Steve, not Jose). I'm out the door to look at another brand of SUV tomorrow morning. Now where did I put the Aleve?